Friday, August 28, 2009

My new garden in the sky. Totally.

I wouldn't stand next to this building during watering, but other than that, I like it. I like it a lot. (embedded link this time, for whatever reason, wouldn't work when I pasted it in)

My new non-footprinty warehouse. Totally.

I could even park my hybrid -- if I had a hybrid, that is. Of course, it's built where a homeless shelter used to be and costs almost $10 grand to rent, but hey, it's carbon neutral!


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

My new enchanted cottage. Totally.

It's so cute, I want to hug it and kiss it and call it George! Sorry, misspent youth watching too many "Looney Tunes."


Monday, August 24, 2009

My new bargain-basement uber-French screening room. Totally.

OK, I know this decor cost a lot of money, but I keep thinking there's only one kind of movie appropriate for this screening room, and it ain't "Bambi."


Saturday, August 22, 2009

My new really white room. Totally.

The "Casablanca" scene on the TV is a nice touch, but why aren't the chairs looking out at that pretty sky? What is the view from this condo? Also, one of the commenters says this development doesn't have a pool. Uh, SoCal, much?


Thursday, August 20, 2009

My new pretty house, pretty sky, pretty lights on pretty hedge. Totally.

Apparently there are also " coved ceilings, small-pane windows and two fireplaces. A walled brick courtyard, a spa and mature fruit trees are among the outdoor features."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2009/08/hot-property-producers-list-hollywood-hills-home.html

I really want this one. No, really. Totally! I only need, like, $1,195,000. Passing the hat in the morning.

Need more convincing? Here are more pretty pictures.


Monday, August 17, 2009

My new school. Totally.

At least that's what they say it is. Looks like an abandoned shipping container that mated with an air-conditioner grille to me, but what do I know?


My new boots that have their own coats. Totally.

All I can say is, your legs will never be cold again.


Friday, August 14, 2009

My new rectilinear house. Totally.

I'm a little worried, though, that I'd hurt myself on some of those sharp corners, and I'd totally have to have a secret room for my smooshy recliner, Snuggie and other non-rectilinear stuff (which totally includes me).


My new really tall boots. Totally.

Unfortunately, I think these would go up to places I'd rather boots didn't go, but for the leggy chicks out there without swollen ankles or knee issues, go for it!


Thursday, August 13, 2009

My new fixer-upper. Totally.

It either looks like building blocks or a really badly designed dental bridge -- with windows.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My new froggy phone, etc. Totally.

This just felt so right, what with Lady Gaga's Kermit coat link the other day. And behold ye an endangered species, the landline of any kind, cool or not. Now, who's going to make the first Kermit cellphone?


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

My new ball. Totally.

What did you think I meant? What can I say -- I love tea! Time to put the kettle on...


Monday, August 10, 2009

My new tea house. Totally.

And when I'm done having tea in it, I'll just use it as a loofah.


My new elephant hair. Totally.

GOP ladies, you KNOW you want this for the next RNC convention! Beats those Cat-in-the-Hat hats any day.

And please, please, click on the Kermit coat link. It's not easy being green!


My new big silver hangy thing and some cows. Totally.

My question is, do these people have a burger fetish? Cow pictures AND a Bob's Big Boy? And I won't even mention the coffee table (or that freaky clown cookie jar in the kitchen).


My new big glass box. Totally.

Thank goodness, it looks like there are blinds, because curtains or Roman shades would push this big glass-and-white box well back up over a cool million. Kitchen island freaks me out though, that jagged granite edge seems custom-made for a very bad scene in a chase thriller.

Sunday, August 9, 2009