My new little house on a hill overlooking the water. Totally.

I'm sorry -- they had me at "3-stop elevator."

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My new beach shack. Totally.

Just a little place to kick back on the weekends and watch the surf.

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My new unpretentious little pile in the Hamptons. Totally.

The only problem with a place with THIS many bedrooms -- how do you keep the sketchy relations from visiting?

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