Showing posts with label Raccoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Raccoon. Show all posts

Monday, February 15, 2010

My new tails. Totally.

Multiple raccoon tails are one thing, but attached to a plaid man-dress? Honestly, they look more like giant woolly bear caterpillars.

Ewww.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

My new reason to be a Winter Olympian. Totally.


Yeah, it would take years of sacrifice and work and toil and blood and sweat and tears, but on the upside, I would get to wear cool Ralph Lauren gear, inspired by the 1932 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid.

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I went to Lake Placid just before the 1980 Winter Olympics, and all I got was mascot Roni the Raccoon.