My new cottage on the hill. Totally.

I wuv it. I weally weally do. It makes me want a puppy and a bunny and a Sunday bwunch in the backyard with fwesh-squeezed orange juice and poppyseed mwuffins.

OK, I want those now -- though maybe not the bunny and the puppy at the same time.

http://www.underculver.com/2009/09/middle-of-nowhere-too-cute-is-ugly.html

My new ill-gotten gains. Totally.

Want to vacation like notorious swindler Bernie Madoff? Here's your big chance, and, as a bonus, you can funnel some cash back to his victims.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2009/09/hot-property-madoffs-summer-digs-are-for-sale.html

My new enchanted cottage. Totally.

It's so cute, I want to hug it and kiss it and call it George! Sorry, misspent youth watching too many "Looney Tunes."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2009/08/hot-property-record-producer-lists-calabasas-home.html