My noo shooz/pet ... totally

Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "on little cat feet" ...

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My new shoes (omg, omg, OMG!!!!!). Ahem ... Totally.

Some people are seee-yick.

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My new opportunity not to speak ill of the dead. Totally.

La la la la ... not saying anything about Alexander McQueen's shoes (yes, those are shoes) and handbags ... la la la la ...

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My new self-defense method. Totally.

These are for Payless? They'll have to issue helmets and elbow pads the first day the shoes arrive to protect the people trying them on. Anyone, though, who winds up facing the business end of one of those heels should just run like thunder.

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/09/christian_sirianos_shoes.html