My new house made entirely of hard surfaces. Totally.

I'll never understand people who want to live in houses that look less comfortable than a tire-store waiting room (and have the same concrete floor).

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My new chairs I would totally fall out of. Totally.

Nice to look at, ridonkulous to sit in. Real people need arms!

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My new tree house. Totally.

I can't decide whether I like it or whether it's just a nicely furnished fish tank. Little bummed that it's not actually a tree house, though ...

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My new (cheaper!) multimillion-dollar lifeguard shacks. Totally.

No, it's a house. Really. Yeah, that's what I thought.

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My new pretty blue ice cube. Totally.

I keep wondering where you put your stuff. Only people who don't have stuff buy these houses, I guess, or at least people who have stuff that isn't blue, white or taupe.

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My new non-footprinty warehouse. Totally.

I could even park my hybrid -- if I had a hybrid, that is. Of course, it's built where a homeless shelter used to be and costs almost $10 grand to rent, but hey, it's carbon neutral!

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/08/rentcheck_carbon_neutral_in_venice.php

My new really white room. Totally.

The "Casablanca" scene on the TV is a nice touch, but why aren't the chairs looking out at that pretty sky? What is the view from this condo? Also, one of the commenters says this development doesn't have a pool. Uh, SoCal, much?

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/08/week_in_review_westfield_culver_city_soho_house_in_weho_a_house_in_a_pool_gays_in_the_oc.php

My new cool wavy driveway. Totally.

Not to mention, my new fuzzy white rug and my new bed-is-a-box. Totally.

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/08/new_to_market_swanky_midcentury_in_studio_city.php

My new rectilinear house. Totally.

I'm a little worried, though, that I'd hurt myself on some of those sharp corners, and I'd totally have to have a secret room for my smooshy recliner, Snuggie and other non-rectilinear stuff (which totally includes me).

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/08/new_to_market_la_lifestyle_awaits_you_on_doheny.php