My old-fashioned new house that can be seen from space. Totally.

I'd repaint the exterior (maybe shades of gray with plum accents) and change the wallpaper, but I'm fairly fond of the polished wood floors. And the living room floral window treatments and tapestries have GOT TO GO. I'd go more of a light and bright interior, as if we were by the sea in Cape May ...

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My new pyramid. Totally.

Ooooohhhhhmmmmm...

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My new little house on a hill overlooking the water. Totally.

I'm sorry -- they had me at "3-stop elevator."

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My new beach shack. Totally.

Just a little place to kick back on the weekends and watch the surf.

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My new unpretentious little pile in the Hamptons. Totally.

The only problem with a place with THIS many bedrooms -- how do you keep the sketchy relations from visiting?

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My new Craftsman. Totally.

No, really. I mean it this time. Totally. But can we move it just a leeetle closer to those cool ocean breezes?

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My new shoes (omg, omg, OMG!!!!!). Ahem ... Totally.

Some people are seee-yick.

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