My new opportunity not to speak ill of the dead. Totally.

La la la la ... not saying anything about Alexander McQueen's shoes (yes, those are shoes) and handbags ... la la la la ...

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My new tiki bar. Totally.

Because who doesn't need a tiki bar?

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My new chairs I would totally fall out of. Totally.

Nice to look at, ridonkulous to sit in. Real people need arms!

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My new lift. Totally.

The only thing better about unblockable ocean views is not having to climb stairs to get to them. Hallelujah!

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My new pyramid. Totally.

Chill like an Egyptian ... or a tasteless show-off. Your call.

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My new beach shack. Totally.

What, you don't have shacks like this?

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My new tree house. Totally.

I can't decide whether I like it or whether it's just a nicely furnished fish tank. Little bummed that it's not actually a tree house, though ...

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