My new Craftsman. Totally.

No, really. I mean it this time. Totally. But can we move it just a leeetle closer to those cool ocean breezes?

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My new shoes (omg, omg, OMG!!!!!). Ahem ... Totally.

Some people are seee-yick.

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My new shoes (for when my ankles don't swell). Totally.

Not for certain times of the month or when one has to sit or stand for a long time, but otherwise, perfect!

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My new opportunity not to speak ill of the dead. Totally.

La la la la ... not saying anything about Alexander McQueen's shoes (yes, those are shoes) and handbags ... la la la la ...

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My new tiki bar. Totally.

Because who doesn't need a tiki bar?

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My new chairs I would totally fall out of. Totally.

Nice to look at, ridonkulous to sit in. Real people need arms!

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My new lift. Totally.

The only thing better about unblockable ocean views is not having to climb stairs to get to them. Hallelujah!

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