My new cornucopia of crazy. Totally.

Thank you, Curbed LA, for reminding me why I'm a renter.

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My new (cheaper!) multimillion-dollar lifeguard shacks. Totally.

No, it's a house. Really. Yeah, that's what I thought.

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My new, uh, soap? Totally.

OK, close one eye, take a quick glance and what do these look like?

Three guesses, first two (and the article's suggestion of "little rocks") don't count.

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My new throne room. Totally.

Everyone wants a breath of fresh air after, ahem, tending to business, but this is taking it to an extreme.

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My new falling-down building. Totally.

At least, if the Big One hits the Vegas, this building will already be halfway there.

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My new WTF is it anyway? Totally.

Uh, uh, yeah. That's all I got to say on this.

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